Mid term break, 4 day headache.

The week ended young, and thursday night found me at home hitting myself in the head with a shoe and asking myself what the fuck i was doing there.

Friday morning saw Whiteman and I heading to the Lee-Traub residence to take advantage of the facilities and reap the benefits of the house owners being out of town. Within 5 minutes of getting there, Whiteman found some unknown reason to totally snap at Kall and I, and ran off crying into Hyde Park. Well he wasn't really crying, just infuriated. Unfortunately for him, right after he left Lewis rocked up with a parcel for Kall containing 200 flavoured condoms that we made some kid at our school pay for and have sent to Lewis' personalised PO box. A series of cool photos were taken but they haven't been developed yet. Eventually we hunted down the Whiteman, got drunk, went for a bicycle ride in a park full of rapists, asian prostitutes and serial killers, made horrendous meaningless videos, threw condoms full of shampoo at cars and buses and finally, crashed out at the Whiteman's for a gaming session complete with a TV, 24 inch Mac, CS, X-Box and a terabyte of movies.

That was Friday.

The next day i was awoken at Whiteman's house by a dog with a head too small for it's body. We spent the afternoon celebrating Jude's birthday in Hyde Park with a range of different people. The second i arrived i was greeted with an immense amount of praise for my below post but alas, everyone was dressed up in wacky costumes and i had nothing but an old jumper and jeans on, so i sauntered over to Lee-Traub HQ, put on a tux shirt, combed my hair and drew on a moustache. I was now sporting the "Seedy Frenchman" look. After a few hours I abandoned post at Hyde Park, leaving it's lush greenery scattered with countless condoms, semi-conscious bodies, skateboards, bikes empty bottles and face crayons. That night Whiteman and Kall slept over and Kall and I Tea-bagged Whiteman when he was asleep and filmed it on his beloved Mac. Nuff said.

Depp

Cactastic

Bystanders stood and stared as the innocent young woman was violated

Two girls, One finger.

Whats seedier?

The afternoon in a nutshell

Sunday we made the familiar journey back to Lee-Traubville and set up camp there for the day. Sims, Em Tut, Jess, Crook, Charles and Alex all rocked up and we set up the Hookah and drank all day, vacating the premises only once to purchase meals with photocopied Hungry Jacks vouchers. That was the best day of the weekend. Monday was very much the same, with about 15 people coming over and helping Kall enjoy the last few hours of freedom before his parents came home. After that i played basketball and lost by one point. A hefty price to pay for having a good time.

The Setup

The Smokeup


Hungry Jacks break
Then back for more...

All images courtesy of Perthcrooks.